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Donald Trump is a 70 year old American businessman, television personality, author, politician, and the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election. Trump is a graduate of the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania with a Bachelor of Science in economics. In June 2015, Trump announced his candidacy for president as a Republican, and quickly emerged as the front-runner for his party's nomination.

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Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. -Donald Trump

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. 'You're fired' is a very strong term. -Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. -Donald Trump

People might not think that, but the Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. -Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. -Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. -Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. -Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. -Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. -Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. -Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. -Donald Trump

My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose. -Donald Trump

With out passion you don't have energy, with out energy you have nothing. -Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. -Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. -Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. -Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. -Donald Trump

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. -Donald Trump

We need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. -Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. -Donald Trump

I have women working in high positions. I was one of the first people to put women in charge of big construction jobs. And, you know, I've had a great relationship with women. -Donald Trump

Obama has no solutions. Obama has failed the country and its great citizens, and they don't like it when somebody such as myself speaks the truth about this - it hurts too much. -Donald Trump